随便写22/1/2012:醉语

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像是在天涯一处落脚,栖息下,手压低草帽,那风,那耀眼的阳光,恍如隔了几个世纪重现在空荡的天空,威武炫耀自由的风采。

如果我不是这个年代的人,我期望自个儿是古代的侠客——行侠仗义,腰间配把长剑,施展轻功双脚一点,腾空跃上十尺高的城墙,左顾右盼,脚一蹬,坠下,翻滚,只见丛林间“兮兮”作响。耳听八方,墙的转角,一武士模样的大肚壮汉摇摇摆摆,漫不经心地晃了过来。
“诶”我心一惊,暗道:“不妙”

打探四周,脚步向我近走来。“败”我暗道:“怎地运气其嘉?”手握刀柄,静观其变。只见大肚武士停下脚步,于阴暗处,把裤裆一松,嘴里含着“嘘”字诀,尿了。尿骚于空中飞舞,轻飘然,在星空下伺机的我,仿如一杯纯咖啡封喉—–醒矣。

写不下了。。。醉意上心头,还是睡觉去吧。。。祝各位新年快乐。。。

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